May 9, 2026: The Pajęczno International Horse Market was just another day of navigating chaos and questionable humans until this one man arrived. Sir Gallops-a-Lot was minding his own business when this wobbly human started a one-sided wrestling match with his tail. So Sir Gallops-a-Lot decided to enforce the "Find Out" phase of the "Mess Around" treaty. With a calculated, 1,000-pound precision strike, he sent the nuisance into the next dimension. The hero of the day was last seen enjoying a celebratory carrot while the man was hauled off to the "Human Repair Shop" to rethink his life choices.