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I got your note. Look for a story sometime in the coming week.
A 'Sexual Predator' had gained forcible entry into a couple's home. After tightly tethering the Husband and Wife Belly-down upon their bed, he had whispered into the Wife's ear and had promptly popped-off into the loo. Frantically, the Husband had said to the Wife, "Sweetheart, should you fail to pleasure this man, he may well murder us both. Please be strong and know that I Love you!" The Wife had then responded, "No Darling, he had just whispered that he was gay and was going into the loo for the vaseline. Please be strong, I love you too!"
Points total 52853 to points total 54853!!! Cheers for your contributions, Love!!!
Did you miss my Isle of Man crash compilation? I had you in mind when posting it!
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When I first came to Kaotic my screen name was FLAMINGTORSO. A cop hater called me FLAMING HOMO, so I changed it.
Well Bloody-Hell! I am able to see it Love! It was just a Happy St. Patrick's Day wish from myself and the boys.
Sniper comps are so PG now days. I remember when I thought they were crazy to watch. That was a long time ago...03/21/2019 23:21
Stupid fucking clueless idiot, you can use a sharp blade anytime now, Somebody had fun with this clown & told him that people live much longer than chickens when their heads come off. No other reason out there for him. ha ha03/21/2019 23:11
Just like a delivery from Amazon- the box is thrown over the fence into the back yard. But to be fair to the delivery-man, I didn't see the words "Fragile-Handle with Care" written on the box.03/21/2019 23:03
I hope Puta Madre accepts the offering, and bestows on these fine gents ongoing success in their business ventures.03/21/2019 22:59