Found With a Shovel in Her Pussy
So she will not go to paradise because she was deflowered
with a shovel. Somehow, she offended Allah and he saw
that she was properly punished, in his infinite mercy.
The Shariah ruling on pubic and arm-pit hair is that they must be cut no less frequently than every 40 days and should be no longer than a grain of rice. Her contravention of this important rule means she deserved punishment. I'm not sure that a shovel in the vagina is what the religious textbooks say is appropriate though.