CUMING WHILE GOING

Submitted on 01/12/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

I was an 19 year old junior mortician, working for the company that made removals for mortuaries and the coroner all over L.A. County. At this point, I was becoming a "seasoned veteran" in dealing with death and it's resultant gut and gore. We were so busy one night, I was sent to a residence by the Coroner on an unknown circumstances death. This could be anything from a homicide to a doctor being out of town and unable to sign a death certificate.

On arrival at the residence, I spoke to the cops that were anxious to get out of that house and on to other matters. There were several people in the living room, including the brand new widow, dressed in a robe. I noted the time, 8 pm, and thought it was unusual. The cops took me back to the bedroom, where the robed woman's husband was dead in bed, flat on his back with a huge smile on his face. The cops could no longer contain their mirth. "She must a fucked him to death." The other officer offered "That is some killer pussy...."

According to the cops and an embarrassing interview with the wife. Hubby was on top of mom and enjoying some spirited missionary position sex, when dad turned purple, gasped for air and collapsed on top of his wife. Dad was pretty fat and out weighed his wife by at least 120 pounds. When he collapsed, he was "dead weight" on top of her. She started yelling for help and it took a neighbor 45 minutes to respond, then boot the front door to the house and call 911. By that time, dad was long gone. "Did my husband suffer?" "No mam, he appears at rest...." It was the best I could do, without busting out laughing.

Spankii

01/14/2018 11:04

Looking at the picture I think that little girl has dropped her M&M's

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01/13/2018 16:42






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UKChrissie

01/13/2018 05:20

How incredibly sad and embarrassing for them! ( The Couple )

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Charredtorso

01/13/2018 01:01

Wicked and I are taking requests for topics in this series of short stories.
Throw something in my in box related to Morticians, Coroner's and Cops
and your puerile interests on a topic......

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dastiffy said :

01/13/2018

Finding stuff in bodies.

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Darkwolfe said :

01/15/2018

Having arrived on a lot of accident scenes with my EMT aunt as a kid, I love hearing some of the fucked up accident scenes others have come across.

Stuff in bodies as Stiff said is great.
Grizzly accident scenes..

I think we all have had some dumb ass, fucked up coworkers in regular jobs, how about as a mortician? That must be mind-bogglingly hilarious.

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Strikeatic

01/12/2018 23:07

Lovely story.

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CRazYLIkeAfOx

01/12/2018 22:51

How the fuck did that manatee get into somebody's house?

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