Hi ME123. I'm from my mommy's belly.

how are you? where are you from hon?

Hey old lady. Oh well, Easter has come and gone so I'm done with the bunny ears until next year! Or maybe sooner if I'm feeling randy! The problem is it narrows it down to only my pink shirt. I need more pink! Maybe I need to get one of the computer nerds at school to photoshop my blue sky to pink. Ya think? Or I could hold my breath and puff out my cheeks until they turn more pink.

nino1111 - This is exactly like when my kitty brings a dead bird or mouse and drops it at my feet. What are you guys trying to tell me?

http://nic-nac-project.org/~leet/fun2.htm

Hey old woman. Do you likes dem bunny ears? I changed my avi to my Easter photo. I think it could really use a little more pink. Hahahahahahahahaha

Oopsies! That's what I meant to say old lady. I wasn't drinking at all. It was a typo. Dang phone tiny keyboard. Sowwy. hahahahahaha

See ya in a few ........

And I'm not supposed to worry because you're not drinking too much!
Babe, you're not allowed to drink AT ALL for almost 3 more years!

Hey old lady. I tried calling you but you no picksy up. My date kinda sux. I'm typing this from my phone. Haha, he took his shirt off and now he's playing basketball and waving at me. I'm smiling at him cuz it's funny that I'm talking about him cuz he's kind of a douche but he thinks I like him. I actually just made a comment on one of the videos while I was in the girls bathroom, from my phone. They were probably wondering why I was LOL in the stall. LULZ.

He thinks I'm real impressed cuz he's like 6'3". I normally wouldn't do this but it'll serve him right. I'm gonna introduce him to dad before we call it a night. Here, douche, meet my dad, he's 6'9".

Anyway, you tried to warn me about him. I'm admitting it now so you won't say I told ya so tomorrow. Oh well, here's to first and LAST dates! And don't worry old woman, I'm not drinking tooooo much! Luvs ya.

@jasur:
Honey, you didn't give me much to base this on, but thank you, and I'm sure you're cool/awesome too!

@little brat:
Try, dear god, just try for once to be good, mioche. And be careful tonight.

wasei

Hahahahaha. You luv me soooo much!

Oh my god, you exaggerating little brat. First of all, dad has never given you a verbal beatdown in your whole beatdown-deserving life! Secondly, he'd probably just hug you and buy your spoiled butt another Porsche anyway, you spoiled brat. Thirdly, you need to start checking your rocket fuel calibrator or whatever it's called. I'm not going to be around forever. And finally, you're welcome. I haven't seen the bill yet. If it's too expensive I'm going to take it out of your bratty little hide!

Thanks old lady. You saved me a verbal beatdown.

Hey old lady. Don't forget about Sat night. And my car is making a funny noise. I can't say anything to Dad cuz he'll say I didn't check the oil, water, rocket fuel, calibrator watchamacallit, turbo thingy, whatever. Help me!

Good day, Ma'am... thank you for your post! Exponential coolness! First off, though, I am in fact faking the appearance of possessing wit. I am in reality dumber than a box of river stones. LOL... I was in the USAF myself MANY years ago... now I wear green. Oh yeah, my name is Albert, for the sake of mitigating your wrist's potential for developing carpal tunnel syndrome from simply typing my bad ass screen name. I found this nutty site one night a few weeks ago while sifting through liveleak. I was an old skool ogrish guy and long before that (perhaps well ahead of your time if that is in fact you in your icon- looking all young and such!) I knew all the faces of death videos (yeah that's right--- on VHS--- say something! LOL) by heart. Perhaps it is why I also became a cop (I'm a reservist Soldier). So the gore and all that doesn't faze me the least. What does get me, though- no, make that AMAZES me- is 1. how dumb people are globally and 2. how evil people can be, globally as well. It's really wild. Anyhoo... If you ever wanna shoot the shee-ot in a different (if not more convenient) manner, I am thatsagoodcopy. Yahoo. Have a great eve! Oh!... and AT ALL COSTS... avoid feral kittens. They may be cute, but one bite and you will end up in a video on a site like this with weirdos leaving callous and equally hilarious thoughts about your demise. Just a word of caution... ~A

Suckstobesirten, see your wall ............

Hi again... I weirdly chuckled whilst sitting at my desk today- recalling your post. LOL. I would never have signed up had my new moniker not been available! I think it is a keeper. Hope you are making it a marvelous day. Oh by the way, I am so glad I saw the "tying the shirt on the high voltage transformer" video. I never would have thought an indigo girls-esque lumber jack shirt would in fact conduct high voltage. If I ever feel like climbing a pole in downtown Pakistan and tying a blouse up there (you know, to mark my spot, like all the zany kids are doing these days), I will be sure to make it a nylon fashion piece instead-- fer shure...

Haha, you're too sweet, suckstobesirten, and you're giving me far too much credit. I am glad I made you laugh though. I have a feeling you're going to be very funny too.

I guess it goes without saying, I like your username.

you, young lady, are my new idol. that "certain... (that it would) suck to be sirten is quite possibly the funniest shit i have ever heard!

Hi, neebuz, welcome to Kaotic. Yeah, the forum is brand new here so I'm not very familiar with it. I tried getting into it also but it wouldn't take my original name and password, I think I would have to register as a brand new member. I dunno, maybe Stiff will enlighten us all about it.

hi i just became a member , but cant get in forum
wonder why

Bonne Saint Valentin à vous aussi.

Je suis content que vous êtes de retour à la normale, vieille dame.

Hey, cutie, thanks but I just don't feel like talking today. Love ya.

Hey old lady. Why you no answer your phonsies? You still mad at him? Call me if you wanna talk.

God, you're such a brat! Okay, now the old lady has to go get her beauty sleep. I suggest you do the same ... especially since you need it a LOT more than I do.

Stop it, you're killing me. Did the home let all you nanas go into the computer room today so you could navigate the InterWeb? Hahahahahaha.

Stop calling me old. And what's wrong with the Cranberries? You used to love them.

And stop doing that annoying thing you do ... you know ... living.

More posts old lady! And change your phones new ring tone. I don't be liking it.

Hahahahaha ----- you acknowledged me.

Besides, I'm 18 and a 1/2. If I'm old enough to die for my country, I'm old enough to be here watching others die for it too!!!!!!!!!!